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2AM Crasher Panel

A comprehensive educational panel for the overnight-wakeup pattern. It pairs a full baseline (thyroid; the sex hormones estradiol, progesterone, and testosterone; a complete metabolic panel and blood count; lipids; inflammation; vitamin D, B12, and folate; plus blood-sugar and insulin markers) with a 4-point salivary cortisol reading across the day. The idea: when blood sugar dips overnight, the body can send up a cortisol surge to rescue it, and that surge can wake you. Seeing your glucose-and-insulin picture alongside your daily cortisol rhythm helps you understand how the two interact, rather than reading one number alone. This is for understanding your own physiology, not for diagnosing any condition. Ranges flag disease and do not always reflect what is optimal for you. Educational only. It is not a diagnosis or treatment. Review your results with a licensed clinician who knows your history.

Tests included

  • Apolipoprotein B
  • C-Peptide
  • Insulin Resistance Score
  • Insulin, Intact, Lc/Ms/Ms
  • Alanine Aminotransferase (ALT)
  • Albumin
  • Albumin/Globulin Ratio
  • Alkaline Phosphatase (ALP)
  • Aspartate Aminotransferase (AST)
  • BUN/Creatinine Ratio
  • Blood Urea Nitrogen
  • Calcium
  • Carbon Dioxide
  • Chloride
  • Creatinine
  • DHEA-S
  • Estimated Glomerular Filtration Rate
  • Estradiol
  • Ferritin
  • Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH)
  • Free T3
  • Free T4
  • Globulin (Calculated)
  • Glucose (Blood)
  • HDL Cholesterol
  • Hematocrit
  • Hemoglobin (HGB)
  • IGF-1, LC/MS
  • LDL Cholesterol (by calculation)
  • Luteinizing Hormone (LH)
  • Mean Corpuscular Hemoglobin (MCH)
  • Mean Corpuscular Hemoglobin Concentration (MCHC)
  • Mean Corpuscular Volume
  • Mean Platelet Volume (MPV)
  • Non-HDL Cholesterol
  • Platelet Count
  • Potassium
  • Progesterone
  • Protein, Total
  • Red Blood Cell Count (RBC)
  • Red Cell Distribution Width (RDW)
  • Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG)
  • Sodium
  • Testosterone, Bioavailable
  • Testosterone, Free
  • Testosterone, Total
  • Thyroid-Stimulating Hormone
  • Total Bilirubin
  • Total Cholesterol
  • Total Cholesterol / HDL Ratio
  • Triglycerides
  • White Blood Cell Count (WBC)
  • Z-Score
  • hsCRP
  • Cortisol, 1st specimen, Saliva
  • Cortisol, 2nd specimen, Saliva
  • Cortisol, 3rd specimen, Saliva
  • Cortisol, 4th specimen, Saliva
  • Hemoglobin A1c
  • Iron % Saturation
  • Iron, Total
  • Total Iron Binding Capacity (TIBC)
  • Folate
  • Vitamin B12 (Cobalamin)
  • Vitamin D, 25-OH, Total

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