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Bathroom Bandit

This pattern uses the full Reset Foundations baseline, considered with overnight physiology in mind. Waking through the night can involve more than the bladder alone, so a broad baseline is the most useful first educational look: the sex hormones, thyroid, blood-sugar and insulin markers, a complete metabolic panel and blood count, inflammation, and nutrients. These relate to blood-sugar steadiness, hormone changes that can affect bladder tone, and fluid balance. Rather than a narrow add-on, the Foundations baseline catches the systems most likely to be involved. This is for understanding your own physiology, not for diagnosing a condition. Ranges flag disease and do not always reflect what is optimal for you. Educational only. It is not a diagnosis or treatment. Review your results with a licensed clinician who knows your history.

Tests included

  • Apolipoprotein B
  • C-Peptide
  • Insulin Resistance Score
  • Insulin, Intact, Lc/Ms/Ms
  • Alanine Aminotransferase (ALT)
  • Albumin
  • Albumin/Globulin Ratio
  • Alkaline Phosphatase (ALP)
  • Aspartate Aminotransferase (AST)
  • BUN/Creatinine Ratio
  • Blood Urea Nitrogen
  • Calcium
  • Carbon Dioxide
  • Chloride
  • Creatinine
  • DHEA-S
  • Estimated Glomerular Filtration Rate
  • Estradiol
  • Ferritin
  • Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH)
  • Free T3
  • Free T4
  • Globulin (Calculated)
  • Glucose (Blood)
  • HDL Cholesterol
  • Hematocrit
  • Hemoglobin (HGB)
  • IGF-1, LC/MS
  • LDL Cholesterol (by calculation)
  • Luteinizing Hormone (LH)
  • Mean Corpuscular Hemoglobin (MCH)
  • Mean Corpuscular Hemoglobin Concentration (MCHC)
  • Mean Corpuscular Volume
  • Mean Platelet Volume (MPV)
  • Non-HDL Cholesterol
  • Platelet Count
  • Potassium
  • Progesterone
  • Protein, Total
  • Red Blood Cell Count (RBC)
  • Red Cell Distribution Width (RDW)
  • Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG)
  • Sodium
  • Testosterone, Bioavailable
  • Testosterone, Free
  • Testosterone, Total
  • Thyroid-Stimulating Hormone
  • Total Bilirubin
  • Total Cholesterol
  • Total Cholesterol / HDL Ratio
  • Triglycerides
  • White Blood Cell Count (WBC)
  • Z-Score
  • hsCRP
  • Hemoglobin A1c
  • Iron % Saturation
  • Iron, Total
  • Total Iron Binding Capacity (TIBC)
  • Folate
  • Vitamin B12 (Cobalamin)
  • Vitamin D, 25-OH, Total

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